{"id":1261,"date":"2011-05-15T18:18:56","date_gmt":"2011-05-15T22:18:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/eclectico.effetdesurprise.qc.ca\/?p=1261"},"modified":"2012-01-07T09:40:02","modified_gmt":"2012-01-07T13:40:02","slug":"microfictions-twitteriennes-monovocaliques-en-aiou","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/eclectico.effetdesurprise.qc.ca\/?p=1261","title":{"rendered":"Microfictions twitteriennes monovocaliques en A,I,O,U"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"\"<\/a>ABRACADABRA<\/strong><\/p>\n

Hanna gara la Tata l\u00e0-bas. Sacha la lava. Max planta sa navaja dans l\u2019avant-bras d\u2019Andras. \u00c7a rata pas. \u00ab\u00a0\u00c7a va pas, fada<\/em>!\u00a0\u00bb brama Andras, s\u2019affalant \u00e0 grand fracas. Max l\u2019accabla. Max attrapa Andras \u00ab\u00a0Gras malabar, <\/em>tan\u00e7a Sacha, b\u00e2tard raplapla<\/em>\u00ab\u00a0. Hanna chatta\u00a0 Carla. La gang rama, alla l\u00e0-bas \u00e0 Wawa<\/a> sans fla-fla. \u00ab\u00a0Padam Padam la la la …<\/em>\u00ab\u00a0, chanta Carla : Vartan<\/a> \u00e0 l’Alhambra<\/a>? Calla<\/a>s \u00e0 la Scala<\/a>? La star Gaga<\/a> la mata : ah la cata! La nana chanta, dansa, charma sans fracas. Slam? Rap? Sa gang rampa\u00a0avalant babas, ananas, tapas sans gras trans. Chabadabada.<\/p>\n

\u00ab\u00a0A dada, Carla, sac \u00e0 baccarat!<\/em>\u00a0\u00bb lan\u00e7a Tzara<\/a>, gars sans tracas, anar hagard, grand fada. Ah, bah, l\u00e0 Adam a mal. L’a qu’\u00e0 pas! Grand pacha Adam\u00a0dans l\u2019hamac. \u00a0Mara attrapa l\u2019avatar harassant.\u00a0\u00bbAbracadabra Canada!<\/em>\u00a0\u00bb Adam, Carla, Tzara, Max, Andras, Hanna, Sacha … paf ! la smala s’affala. Patatras ! Hanna s’attacha \u00e0 Sacha, pas \u00e0 Max. Accaparant la star, Hanna chanta La Sarpatta<\/a> : \u00ab\u00a0Bavas aka ma sarpatta parda, ma la macha ma la \"\"<\/a>macha… <\/em>\u00bb Max\u00a0 bl\u00e2ma Sacha dans la pampa\u00a0: \u00ab\u00a0Ams tram gram\u2026 <\/em>\u00bb jacassant, cacassant, fracassant sans tabac \u00ab\u00a0Taratatata\u2026.<\/em> \u00bb\u00a0Max alla l\u00e0 \u00e0 pas las, jazzant\u00a0 sans flafla avant Las Palmas<\/a>, La Paz<\/a>, Santa Barbara<\/a>. \u00ab\u00a0Ha… \u00c7a va?\u00a0\u00bb \u00a0\u00bb Pas mal!\u00a0\u00bb\u00a0TamTam Macadam<\/a><\/em> \u00e0 Alma<\/a>, capta l\u2019Artagnan passant par l\u00e0, attrapant l\u2019alpaca blanc maharaja.\u00ab\u00a0Va dans la casbah \u00e0 Casablanca<\/a> sans mandala, l\u2019art\u00a0 chassant cafard, tracas, karma.<\/em> \u00bb<\/p>\n

Gars galant s’attabla sans flafla \u00e0 la casa, gars galant \u00e0 l\u2019atlas charma la Falbala<\/a>.\u00a0Grands gars planant,\u00a0 nanas dansant, tant \u00e7a va mal dans l\u2019achat-rachat d\u2019art, lamas, astrakan, plants\u00a0: dharmas\u00a0 achalants. Quand Kafka<\/a>, franc manant, bras ballants, attaqua papa, l’art l’abrasa, l’accabla : sana! sana! sana!\u00a0Hahaha Jamal phrasa \u00e7a sans plan, pas mal barbant! Chants, mantras, rap, slam, jazz, java<\/a>\u2026va par l\u00e0, grand tarla!\u00a0Dans la Lada, \u00e7a valsa, bardassa, castagna : clang, vlam, crap, bang, tchlack, crack! Carla ramassa tant d’ananas, app\u00e2ta tant d’anabas qu’\u00e0 Laval<\/a> dans sa casbah, \u00e7a alarma Anna.\u00a0Bazardant pas mal d\u2019avatars charmants,\u00a0 Anna s\u2019accapara l\u2019amas pascal, Walhalla<\/a> fracassant.\u00a0Clac\u00a0\u00e0 Caracas<\/a> : sans\u00a0 abracadabra\u00a0? Nada.<\/p>\n

BIBI-TRIP<\/strong><\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a>\u00ab Bibi, simili fils?<\/em> \u00bb , dit-il, \u00ab Cristi!<\/em> \u00bb Il prit six kirs, dix mix gin-kiwi. Fin gris, il fit tilt! RIP. Ici Mimi dit : \u00ab Lis Tintin<\/a>, c zinzin!<\/em> \u00bb – \u00ab Si<\/em> \u00bb dit-il. Il lit, il lit, il lit : bris, cris, tris, prix, gris-gris. Il rit, il rit, il rit. Hi hi hi ! C fini\u00a0? Clic! Il prit riz frit, blinis, kiwis, vin divin. \u00ab\u00a0Miniminimini, ici Mistigris!<\/em>\u00a0\u00bb Wikis incisifs, wifis distinctifs, chichis primitifs, instinct fictif.\u00a0Lili fit fi ? Ci-g\u00eet Lili…Dring, dring! Film \u00a0strict, sphinx d\u2019Isis<\/a>, rikiki d\u2019infini!\u00a0Divin vizir, il rit, lit l’hindi. Infini cri gris hi-fi, rififi\u2026 riz frit, simili whiski, bikini, mini zizi\u2026 si ! Bis, ibis !<\/p>\n

MOMO<\/strong><\/p>\n

For\u00e7ons nos mots, osons nos propos forclos, comptons nos morts, contr\u00f4lons nos sorts! Opposons nos sons, soyons snoros, controns pognon, gros shows, photos.\u00a0\u00d4 Yoko Ono<\/a> ! Composons\u00a0nos blogs! Vos noms? Kosowo<\/a>, Brokopondo<\/a>, Togo<\/a>, Congo<\/a>? Montrons nos crocs. SOS, Ho\u2019oponopono<\/a> ! Formons coops, opposons nos NON, sortons Zorro<\/a>! Loto-bonbon STOP\u00a0! Chloroformons mononcs morons.\u00a0\u00d4 Goths,<\/a> Ostrogoths<\/a>, Bobos<\/a>, sortons nos cocons ronds, nos ponts longs, nos sols choco, nos shows rococo. Donnons Nord, ONF<\/a>, Orford<\/a> : croyons Toronto.<\/a> Nos profs d\u2019Oxford <\/a>ont tort. \u00a0Thor<\/a> VS Frollo<\/a>, condors VS clodos,\u00a0 or blond VS bols profonds.\u00a0\u00d4 cocos trop gros, trop ronds, trop sots, trop pros.\u00a0Godot<\/a> dort? Godot mort? Stop! Pozzo<\/a> grognon : \u00abMorfondons, ronchonnons, colportons, complotons! Non, bronzons, chloroformons, photocomposons nos os!<\/em>\u00bb Confortons Pozzo, coffrons Godot. Trop t\u00f4t? Non, osons. \u00d4\u00a0Momo<\/a>!<\/p>\n

L\u2019URUBU D\u2019UBU<\/strong><\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a>Chut! Chut! Lustucru<\/a>. Vu\u00a0 sur\u00a0 l\u2019humus un urubu<\/a>. Zut!\u00a0Dur summum : nu sur l’tub, un pur duc Zulu chut sur l’cul. Zut!\u00a0 Ubu?<\/a> Un plus l\u2019urdu<\/a> lu! Du vu, du lu, du su, du cru sur un mur\u00a0 Ubuntu.\u00a0Lustucru but un f\u00fbt d’un pur jus sur, d’un jus m\u00fbr. Plus qu’un cru : un d\u00fb.\u00a0Lulu f\u00fbt nu, cul nu. Un plus? s\u00fbr? Humm!\u00a0Vu un cul nu d’urubu : nul! Lu un Lucullus<\/a>. D\u00fb un lustucru cru, dur. Un mucus dru, un f\u00fbt m\u00fb sur mur dur. Un jus, Luc?\u00a0Ubu but du pur jus m\u00fbr vu sur nul.fu.\u00a0Lustucru, Lustuvu, Lustubu? Lulu, l\u2019urubu d\u2019Ubu, un hurlu? \u00a0Lululululululululululululululululuuuuuuuuuuuuu……*<\/p>\n

* Clin d’oeil au po\u00e8te Claude Gauvreau<\/a>, voir dans l’article ci-joint le po\u00e8me<\/a> issu des Jappements \u00e0 la lune<\/em> (p.16)<\/h6>\n
Addendum (15-09-2011)-<\/strong> Quelle ne fut pas ma surprise ce matin en parcourant \u00ab\u00a0L’atlas de litt\u00e9rature potentielle\u00a0\u00bb <\/em>(1981, p.215) \u00a0de d\u00e9couvrir par \u00a0un pur hasard que les phrases ci-apr\u00e8s provenaient directement de Georges Perec (Gargas Parac) \u00ab\u00a0Max planta sa navaja dans l\u2019avant-bras d\u2019Andras. \u00c7a rata pas. \u00ab\u00a0\u00c7a va pas, fada!\u00a0\u00bb brama Andras, s\u2019affalant \u00e0 grand fracas. Max l\u2019accabla.\u00a0\u00bb <\/em>Un beau test de culture ! Il ne s’agit pas de chercher un coupable, \u00a0mais juste d’en tirer une le\u00e7on. Comme quoi nul n’est \u00e0 l’abri des tours que peut nous jouer la m\u00e9moire par inadvertance. \u00a0Au nom du groupe, mes excuses posthumes \u00e0 cet Oulipien de g\u00e9nie qui, en plus de nous inspirer, a collabor\u00e9 \u00e0 son insu.<\/h6>\n
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Voici, par ordre d’implication, la liste des personnes qui ont particip\u00e9 \u00e0 la cocr\u00e9ation de ces microfictions monovocaliques cor\u00e9dig\u00e9es simultan\u00e9ment:<\/em><\/strong> <\/strong><\/small><\/p>\n

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@Aurise<\/a> @machineaecrire<\/a> @richard291<\/a> @dawoud68<\/a> @jmlebaut<\/a> @Alcanter<\/a> @georgesgermain<\/a> @samdrine<\/a> @meme_aimee<\/a> @gtouze<\/a> @bbesnard<\/a> @JeanDore<\/a> @Felixggenest<\/a> @nathcouz<\/a> @Le_Gugu<\/a> @Lygoma<\/a> @AndreRoux<\/a><\/h6>\n<\/div>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

ABRACADABRA Hanna gara la Tata l\u00e0-bas. Sacha la lava. Max planta sa navaja dans l\u2019avant-bras d\u2019Andras. \u00c7a rata pas. \u00ab\u00a0\u00c7a va pas, fada!\u00a0\u00bb brama Andras, s\u2019affalant \u00e0 grand fracas. Max l\u2019accabla. Max attrapa Andras \u00ab\u00a0Gras malabar, tan\u00e7a Sacha, b\u00e2tard raplapla\u00ab\u00a0. … Continuer la lecture →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[29],"tags":[30,48,24,26],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/eclectico.effetdesurprise.qc.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1261"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/eclectico.effetdesurprise.qc.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/eclectico.effetdesurprise.qc.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/eclectico.effetdesurprise.qc.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/eclectico.effetdesurprise.qc.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1261"}],"version-history":[{"count":98,"href":"http:\/\/eclectico.effetdesurprise.qc.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1261\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2260,"href":"http:\/\/eclectico.effetdesurprise.qc.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1261\/revisions\/2260"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/eclectico.effetdesurprise.qc.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1261"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/eclectico.effetdesurprise.qc.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1261"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/eclectico.effetdesurprise.qc.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1261"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}